|Not as funny at $99.99|
So, what am I getting at, other than just wasting time at work? I have decided that Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half needs a movie deal (or some money, whatever, she's awesome) to make a live-action version of her comic-story "The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas". I want this to be our new family xmas movie, to supplant Ralphie and the Bumpuses' dogs. This excellent installment tells the story of a young Brosh re-imagining the birth of Christ with the help of her drunken family, because the original story and typical play are plain boring.
I'm not going to post any more than this, because I don't want to deprive you of the joy and weeping and gagging that I experienced reading this comic. Hell, even my parents liked it, and they enjoy stuff like Everybody Loves Raymond*.